TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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