Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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