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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My ass is underappreciated
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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