forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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