Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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