i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So. Much. Porn.
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