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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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