I need to stop coming to work sober
Fuck appropriateness.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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