I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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