I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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