You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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