Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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