Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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