You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
