Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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