i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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