there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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