Are we in a gay sports bar?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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