? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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