I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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