She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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