pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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