u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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