If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We need to get me chipped asap
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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