pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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