do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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