Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
