How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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