If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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