I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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