first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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