Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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