he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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