I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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