I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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