We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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