Walk of Shame. In a state park.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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