Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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