maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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