Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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