when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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