five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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