I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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