do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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