Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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