New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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