She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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