I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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