Your tits are I can't wait for
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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