So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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