Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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