Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
