This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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