and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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