I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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