who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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