i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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